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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via somethingcoolandedgy)

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(via remaingroovy)

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

(via runfuckerrun)

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

(via putpeterinthepan)

(Source: rossshoopman, via womaninthewoods)